Week 37: Decimated Left Peg to do The Double?

With only two Premiership weeks' worth of games left we have Upmintster United's manager thinking she's *All That* and grabbing yet another Manager of the Week certificate by seeing her Fourth placers nab 36 points this week. Upmintster are now a mere 20 points behind leaders Livercoolio.

Just as thrillingly, no - make that MORE thrillingly - is RS T-Boy trailing just 5 points behind the leader, his colleague. Time to state the obvious: It's tight at the top.

The Jukes of Neil is also in with a shot and could, in fact, steer his Decimated Left Peg into pulling off that elusive Double. Unless Wilson of Kate from Menarepigs Is Back gets her bitter way. As the teams stand, a draw in the final of the OFFL Cup would see her lift the trophy and take the teapot. Good job it wasn't played this week 'cos that would have been a 28 - 1 thrashing in Jukesy's favour. Ms Wilson, however, does have plenty of transfers remaining.

Ms Wilson?

Psst! Kate... Transfers.... Plenty of them...

OFFL Cup
To be played over Week 39

Menarepigs Is Back v Decimated Left Peg

Week 33: OFFL Semi-Finals Draw and Highest Weekly Score

With the League reaching a mean score of 300 points at last [no thanks to Greg Spencer's Heroes, of course], Russ Bielby's Livercoolio finally puts some distance between themselves and Bielby's office rival, Mr Beecroft. Both managers enjoy lurching past the 400 point mark and seem to be fighting it out between themselves for the most coveted OFFL title.

Manager of the Week this week, and in need of a bit of a fillip, is Upmintster United's Minty Colquhoun who managed a staggering, season record of 47 points. This lifts and separates her into sixth place [up six] in the league behind an exhausted chasing pack of Jukes, Dube and Smasher. Jukes, of course, is still technically in with a chance of the Double.

Yeah. Right.


OFFL Cup

Semi-Finals

Knievel United v Decimated Left Peg
Menarepigs Is Back v Sheep City

While Evel Knievel knew a thing or two about decimated left pegs in his time, surely the tie of the round is watching the animals slog it out. Now I like pigs. But I also like sheep. But which is better?

There's only one to find out...

[fixtures to be played in Week 36 - that's the week ending 18th April]

Week 30: Jukes Chases

The Weekend's Stag, Neil Jukes, fails to make up any ground on this week's low-scoring tussle between RS T-Boy and Livercoolio at the top of the table.

Meanwhile Manager of the Week, Minty Colquhoun gets her Upmintster Utd's week's score into double figures [14pts] with only one other team [Must Murder Mojo Mainly] managing to do similar.

Highest climber is Danny Atkins whose Lovedean Academicals jump up three places into eighth. One more point to go in order to hit that 300pt landmark.

Danny used to play for Tottenham, don't you know. Had to give it up because of an inju... blah, blah, yeah, yeah we've heard it all before Gordon Ramsay, Eddie Large etc etc.

Don't forget OFFL Quarter Finalists, get your transfers in for Week 32 if you want them to help you get booted out of the competition in time.